FOX News wants to be the number one cable channel in America.
Let me get this straight, they believe more people would willingly tune away from Monday Night Football, Rescue Me, Damages, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, Royal Pains, NBA Basketball, MLB Baseball and listen to Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity (he’s the least crazy of the three, not by much though).
People want to escape and watch entertainment shows, they want to get away from the world and now FOX News want’s to be number one?
Heck, more people watched Spongebob Squarepants, Nickelodeon and the USA Network and FOX News want’s to be number one on cable.
(that’s a .pdf file, props to Mediabistro.com!)
Riight. Something wrong with that picture.
Tell you what, if that’s the case, I will personally lead a boycott of Spongebob Squarepants. He must be stopped!
He's out to get you!
WATCH OUT AMERICA AND WATCH FOX NEWS OR HE WINS!